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Maple: Field Report

One ordinary day in a family’s house — as seen through the tactical HUD of the cat who’s convinced he’s in charge of all of it.

Standalone Animated Short · ~6 minutes · Spoiler-free · No knowledge of the feature required

Maple, the orange tabby, in his tactical harness and dish-towel cape, surveying the neighborhood at dusk
Operative Maple. Status: operational.

This is the one piece we put out in full. It’s designed to stand entirely on its own — no villain, no twist, no spoilers — just the family, the cat, and the voice the feature is built in. If you like the way this reads, the complete screenplay, production bible, and deck are a request away.

Black Screen

Nothing. Then — green text, one character at a time, the way a terminal boots:

[SYSTEM: INITIALIZING]

A progress bar fills. Slow. Deliberate.

[HARNESS: ONLINE][SENSORS: CALIBRATING][THREAT ASSESSMENT: PENDING]

A beat. Then:

[OPERATIVE: MAPLE][STATUS: OPERATIONAL]

Int. Lavoie Living Room — Dawn

First light through the curtains. The house is still. A hockey net sits in the backyard through the sliding glass door. Drawings cover the fridge in the kitchen beyond. A family lives here.

On the couch: MAPLE. Orange tabby. Modified harness across his chest — a small piece of repurposed tech with a crooked RR badge clipped to the strap. A single green LED blinks.

One eye opens. Gold. Alert. The eye of someone who has been waiting for exactly this moment.

The HUD activates across his field of vision — green overlay text, distance markers, the whole tactical suite.

[TIME: 0600][LOCATION: FORWARD OPERATING BASE][PERIMETER: UNPATROLLED]

Maple stretches. Front paws forward. Back arched. Every vertebra accounted for.

[TACTICAL STRETCH: COMPLETE]

He drops off the couch. Lands silently. Paws on hardwood. Tail up. Moving with purpose.

[DEPLOYMENT: INITIATED]

The toy piano theme begins — one note at a time, building.

Maple waking on the couch as the green tactical HUD boots up across his field of vision
0600 — boot sequence. Status: operational.

Int. Lavoie Kitchen — Morning

ROB is at the stove. Flannel shirt. Spatula in hand. Pancakes. The morning routine of a dad who’s done this a thousand times and will do it a thousand more.

Maple jumps onto the counter. Lands between the coffee maker and the fruit bowl. Sits. Surveys. The HUD scans the environment.

Pancakes on the griddle —

[FUEL SOURCE: IDENTIFIED]

Coffee pot —

[STIMULANT: APPROVED]

MAX’S backpack by the door —

[CARGO: VERIFIED]

Rob notices the cat.

Rob

Off the counter, Maple.

Maple does not move. Does not acknowledge. Stares straight ahead. The HUD reads:

[POSITION: SECURED]

Rob reaches for the cat. Maple shifts his weight — imperceptibly, but enough. He is now heavier than physics should allow. Rob sighs. Works around him. Flips a pancake over the cat’s head. Maple doesn’t flinch.

[SUPPLY CHAIN: OPERATIONAL]

MAX runs in. Eight years old. Hockey jersey. Grabs a pancake with his bare hand.

Rob

Fork. Plate. Civilization.

Max

I’m late!

He isn’t. He’s never late. He’s eight.

Max scratches Maple behind the ear on his way past. Maple’s eyes close for exactly one second.

[UNIT: MAX][STATUS: OPERATIONAL]

Eyes open. Back to work.

Maple holding his position on the kitchen counter while Rob cooks pancakes around him
The supply chain, secured.

Ext. Lavoie Backyard — Morning

The sliding glass door. Maple is inside, looking out. The backyard: grass, the hockey net, the fence. A PIGEON lands on the fence post.

Maple’s pupils dilate. His whole body goes still. The HUD explodes with data:

[HOSTILE DETECTED][SPECIES: PIGEON][THREAT LEVEL: MAXIMUM]

The overlay shifts to full tactical mode. Distance markers appear. Wind direction. Intercept vectors. A targeting reticle locks onto the pigeon. The pigeon pecks at the fence post. It does not know it is at war.

[ENGAGING]

Maple crouches. Low. Coiled. Tail twitching at precisely two beats per second. His hindquarters shift left, right, left — the ancient pre-strike calibration. The music builds. Brass sneaks in under the piano.

The pigeon looks up. Looks around. Looks directly at the glass door. At Maple. The pigeon flies away.

Maple sits up. Immediately. As though he was never crouching. Lifts one paw. Licks it.

[HOSTILE: RETREATED][VICTORY: CLAIMED]

Never in doubt. The brass resolves into a tiny fanfare.

Maple in full tactical crouch at the glass door, HUD locked on a pigeon perched on the backyard fence
Hostile detected. Threat level: maximum.
Character studies of Maple — sitting, prowling, and inspecting a piece of repurposed tech
Maple — design studies.

Int. Lavoie Living Room — Window — Late Morning

The front window. Maple is on the sill. Perfectly positioned. Eyes locked on the street. A MAIL TRUCK turns the corner. Maple’s ears rotate forward.

[SUBJECT: IDENTIFIED][DESIGNATION: MAILMAN][PATTERN: RETURNS DAILY][INTENT: UNKNOWN]

The MAILMAN walks up the path. Maple tracks every step. The HUD marks his trajectory — dotted line, predicted path, probability assessment.

[SURVEILLANCE: ACTIVE]

The mailman opens the mailbox. Puts letters in. Closes it. Walks back to the truck. Drives away. Maple watches until the truck disappears around the corner.

[SUBJECT: DEPARTED][ASSESSMENT: SUSPICIOUS][WATCH: MAINTAINED]

He settles against the warm glass. One eye stays open. It always does.

Maple on the windowsill, tracking the mail truck with the HUD plotting its trajectory
Surveillance: active. Subject returns daily.

Int. Lavoie Living Room — Afternoon

Max is on the floor. Cross-legged. He has a LASER POINTER — one of those cheap keychain ones. A red dot appears on the hardwood floor. Two feet from Maple. Maple sees it.

[ALERT][ROGUE SATELLITE: DETECTED][INTERCEPT COURSE: SET]

He LAUNCHES. Full speed. All four paws engaged. The dot moves — Maple adjusts, slides on the hardwood, claws scrabbling for traction.

[TERRAIN: COMPROMISED]

The dot zips across the floor. Maple is in pursuit. He’s fast. He’s committed. He knocks a coaster off the coffee table and does not care. The dot goes UP THE WALL.

[ALTITUDE: INCREASING]

Maple jumps. Gets three feet of air. Paws hit the wall. Gravity has opinions. He slides down.

[RECALIBRATING]

Max is laughing. The kind of full-body kid laugh that fills a house. The dot disappears. Max clicks the pointer off. The wall is empty. The floor is empty. The satellite is gone.

Maple stares at the wall. Long beat. The wall does not explain itself.

[SATELLITE: LOST][MISSION: ONGOING]

He sits down. Licks his chest. He will find it again. He always does.

Maple mid-pursuit, sliding across the hardwood after a red laser dot as the HUD tracks the rogue satellite
Rogue satellite detected. Intercept course: set.

Int. Lavoie Kitchen — Afternoon

CLAIRE is in the kitchen. She pulls the VACUUM out of the closet. Plugs it in. Maple is on the counter. Watching. She turns it on.

The vacuum ROARS to life. Maple’s HUD goes RED — the first and only time in the short:

[ALERT] [ALERT] [ALERT][UNKNOWN ENTITY: ACTIVE][CLASSIFICATION: UNRESOLVED][NOISE LEVEL: CATASTROPHIC]

Maple BOLTS. Off the counter in a single motion — a blur of orange fur — and lands on top of the refrigerator. The highest ground in the house.

[ELEVATED POSITION: SECURED][ASSESSING]

He watches Claire push the vacuum across the kitchen floor. His eyes track it like a predator watching something that might be a predator. The HUD can’t categorize it. This is the only enemy Maple has never defeated.

Claire finishes. Turns it off. The house goes quiet. Maple stays on the fridge. A long beat. He is conducting a thorough risk assessment. This takes time.

[ALL CLEAR]

He drops to the counter. Then to the floor. He walks PAST the vacuum — close enough to touch it — with the most exaggerated casual stride a cat has ever produced. Tail high. Eyes forward. Nothing happened. Nothing has ever happened.

[THREAT: NEUTRALIZED]

He sits. In the middle of the kitchen. Dignity: maintained.

Maple retreated to the top of the refrigerator, HUD flashing red, watching Claire run the vacuum below
The only enemy Maple has never defeated.

Int. Lavoie House — Late Afternoon

The front door opens. Max walks in. Backpack. No energy. He drops the bag by the door. Doesn’t kick off his shoes the way he usually does — just walks through the kitchen, through the hallway, into his room. The door doesn’t slam. It just closes.

The house feels different.

In the kitchen, Rob looks at CLAIRE. Claire looks at Rob. The kind of look parents exchange when they know something is wrong but don’t know what yet.

Rob

(quiet)

Bad day?

Claire

Give him a minute.

Maple is in the hallway. He watched Max walk past. Didn’t follow — not yet. He sits outside Max’s door. Listening. The HUD is still active. But something is different. The overlay flickers. The data doesn’t come as fast.

[UNIT: MAX][STATUS: ...]

The readout cycles. Trying to categorize.

[SAD?]

Delete.

[BROKEN?]

Delete.

[UNKNOWN]

The HUD has no category for this. No protocol. No intercept vector. For the first time in the short, the tactical overlay doesn’t know what to do. Maple stands up. Pushes Max’s door open with his head — it wasn’t latched.

Int. Max’s Room — Continuous

Max is sitting on his bed. Not drawing. Not playing. Just sitting. The kind of sitting that eight-year-olds do when they don’t have the words yet for what they’re feeling.

Maple jumps onto the bed. Doesn’t land on anything important. Doesn’t demand attention. Just sits down. Close. Next to Max’s leg. Close enough that Max can feel the warmth.

The HUD goes quiet. The tactical overlay dims. The distance markers disappear. The threat assessments, the mission logs, the intercept vectors — all of it fades. One readout remains. Green text. Steady. Not blinking.

[STILL HERE]

The music has been gone since Max walked in the door. Now — a single piano note. Then another. The toy piano melody from the opening, but slower. Softer.

Max’s hand finds Maple. Starts scratching behind his ear. Maple leans into it. Eyes half-closed. A long beat. The kind of silence that isn’t empty.

Max reaches into his backpack — still on his shoulder, he never put it down. Pulls out a crumpled piece of paper. Smooths it out on the bedspread.

It’s a drawing. A family: tall dad, mom with red shoes, a small kid in a cape, and — off to the side, slightly too big, with a crooked badge on his chest — a cat.

Max looks at the drawing. Looks at Maple. Maple looks at the drawing. Maple looks at Max.

[MISSION: COMPLETE]

Max leans into Maple. Maple doesn’t move. The piano melody builds — just enough. Just warm enough.

Maple sitting close beside Max on the bed, the tactical overlay dimmed to a single steady readout
Every readout gone but one. [STILL HERE]

PULL BACK through the doorway. Through the hall. Past Rob and Claire in the kitchen, leaning against the counter, giving their kid his minute. Past the fridge covered in drawings. Past the hockey bag by the door. Out the front window.

The Lavoie house. Ordinary. Warm. Enough.

The Lavoie kitchen — Rob, Max, Claire, and Maple together with a crayon drawing

FADE TO BLACK.

End Card

Black screen. Green terminal text:

MAPLE: FIELD REPORT

A beat. Then, one line at a time:

[FILED BY: MAPLE][CLASSIFICATION: MAXIMUM][STATUS: GOOD BOY]

A long beat.

[CORRECTION: GOOD OPERATIVE]

Post-Credits Stinger — Int. Upstairs Hallway — Night

The house is dark. Everyone is asleep. The only light comes from the streetlamp through the hall window. At the top of the stairs: two gold eyes. Maple. Crouched. The harness LED blinks green in the dark.

[TIME: 0300][NIGHT SHIFT: COMMENCING][PERIMETER: UNPATROLLED]

His pupils dilate to full. His hindquarters drop. The ancient pre-sprint position. He TEARS down the hallway at full speed. All four paws off the ground in the stride. A streak of orange in the dark.

Maple at full sprint down the dark hallway at 3am, all four paws off the ground, harness LED blinking green
0300 — night shift. Perimeter: unpatrolled.

CRASH. Something falls. Something rolls. The house is silent.

[INCIDENT: CLASSIFIED]

CUT TO BLACK.

That’s the voice. The feature is built in the same key — funnier, bigger, and it will absolutely get you.